A Day Spent With A Frisky Elderly Woman

I’m home.” I cry out as I open the door to my house. Her legs spread with my member still inside, her eyes rolled upward and her mouth agape. She looked at me and I noticed she had been sitting in a chair next to my bed, and had at some point laid her head on the bed in her arms and fallen asleep. I reached out towards her with my large jaws and attached them to the edge of one of her shorts legs. Ambushing an injured young man when all he wants is to go home and rest.” She continued on with her tirade up until we pulled into our drive-way. It wasn’t enough. “Oh great…” I said barely hiding my distaste, “What did he do this time? When she didn’t get a response she spoke again, “I’ll be in the living room watching T.V.