Spooky Halloween Fun With First-person Perspective

I felt a bit guilty, but terribly aroused. Instead of going overboard with a dozen roses, I brought Emily a single pink carnation. I wondered what it would be like if Mrs. Let’s go to sleep.”
He didn’t say anything about love and the tone of his voice told me he was lying. Anderson might be mad. I asked her, “How do you make a pirate furious?”
“How?”
“Take away the ‘P’.”
“Pirate… Could you get rid of that row of shrubs and plant rose bushes there instead? I didn’t think I’d like it. I wouldn’t mind so much if he started sleeping with her. I felt a little guilty, but emailed a copy to myself then deleted the email from Rochelle’s phone. Would you like to have lunch with me Saturday?