Slippery Self-pleasure

I donated five percent each to the university where I taught and the museum where I currently volunteer.”
I jokingly added, “I’m alive and intact, so I obviously gave the rest to my wife.”
I paused for a lot of laughter and concluded my talk. She quietly said, “You talked about your wife a lot.”
“You weren’t involved with the salvage, and I couldn’t really mention my secret girlfriend if I want her to stay a secret.”
She sighed and nodded. I kissed her passionately and began playing with her body. Ash in the vase. She’s so damn beautiful! But we have a lot of chemistry and get along great! I started sorting and evaluating the items. –
When Emily mentioned ‘condoms’, the reality of everything sunk in. We should get some condoms on the way to the hotel, too.” She smiled and kissed my lips.