It’s Been Far Too Long
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So Sal reopened her mum’s old website (with her permission) saying she was bored with dressmaking, but this was just a stopgap until something else appeared. The first week of being active, they sent out 20 packages, the week after 30. You take old-fashioned brown wrapping paper, soak it in water, fashion it into a shit log of desired length, make it smooth or gnarly according to your mood, and insert it under your enemy’s covers. There was an Irish comedian called Spike Milligan and he wrote many books, including 7 containing his war memoirs. Richard the Third is London Rhyming Slang for ‘turd’. I put my thinking cap on for his punishment. Margey ordered Bindi to pull my zip down and take out my dick, and peed a HUGE bladderful on it and up my chest. I wrapped them up loosely and put them in her work shoes that she used in the kitchen.
