A Sophisticated Older Woman Craves The Thrill Of A Well-endowed Man Exploring Her Deepest Desires.

I smacked my mother’s bare butt so hard that she died immediately. Eporner You know, the type of nigga you bring home to your momma. Both her parents died. I left the house without even touching my penis again, or the bacon for that matter. Out of nowhere, a helicopter came down through the ceiling and president Bill “Fucking” Clinton hopped out with saxaphone in hand. But luckily we were already at school. I looked into my dogs eyes, and immediately came. After that experience, I screamed out,”FUCK THIS PLACE!” like a badass motherfucker. If only that fine ass young man was still around. He played the fuck out of that saxaphone for at least 3 hours before anybody gave a shit. My mom walked into the room. Then she stuck her other finger up my butthole and the two fingers touched. This was my first boner. “Get off your goddamn tamigatchi you faggot!” she screamed while wearing only her robe.