Viva Athena’s Steamy Online Date Leaves Her Breathless After A Wild, Hard Pounding Session.
“How dare you!” a rather un holy Nun exclaimed, “A guinea indeed!”
I looked at her, she was rather comely, do you know, “Ah Bunty Barnsworth sent you,” I declared as I recognised her for a whore from the local tavern, “He always gets my birthday wrong.”
“Who in the Lord’s name is Bunty Barnsworth?” the Nun demanded. It was like trying to open an oyster with ones bug toe. Eporner “No, you idiot,” she snapped, “You had me and now I am with child!”
“I had you?” I asked incredulously, “Are you sure?”
“Yes my dear, are you sure, did you see hs face clearly?” Carruthers asked. “What say you girl?” Mother asked the Nun. “What?” I demanded as still I struggled to comprehend. “I fear it may damage the piano – forte,” Carruthers replied. “What?” I demanded as still I struggled to comprehend. She was quite comely. “Of coure she did you bloody fool,” I retorted, “Unless of course I sodomised her in the dark.”
“No, I had my
