First Chance To Sleep With A Friend’s Wife – Full Enjoyment
As Dick grew hungrier and hungrier, he was forced to consume his own semen. Until one strange night, when he gladly awoke to discover a green glowing alien phallus inside his ass. Porn Great. POUNDPOUND. POUND. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to wrap him up in a human sized condom – that way, he knew he was a cock. POUND. POUND. One particularly heated moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to “FUCK OFF.” Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would arrive in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $hort himself! Suddenly it all made sense – Too $hort had to be an alien. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick poundings. And silence. As the glowing phallus pounded away, Dick’s mind began to fill with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with (alien) semen.
