Intense Canine Mating Footage

You can do better than that, son! There was music playing in the background, but I couldn’t tell you what it was. She smiled at me and winked. “You can slide down the chimney and find out, Sir!”

“That Chimney has been slid down enough times that Santa could drive two sleighs down it, but you’ll do,” Gary told her not to get her pussy lips in a twist. I could imagine these women eating Polish sausage at the county fair by simply pushing the entire kielbasa down their throats and not swallowing. “Obviously, this is a two-hole challenge! We are going to form a little production line like Santa’s Elves down at the North Pole, working hard to make more of these dildos for naughty little reindeer sluts! Reindeer love cock; anyone, anything, any time, any hole!”

“What are you?” he asked.