Maki Kamikura’s breathy cries fill the air as she takes every deep, pounding thrust.

Enter Stage Right a shapely blonde woman, in her 30’s, wearing a red cape edged with white fur, her short cape stopping halfway down her thigh, exposing a glimpse of fishnet encased legs, above her knee-high black leather boots. She slips out her tongue, and flicks it around the top, then works her way down to the base of the shaft, with circular motions of her tongue. Porn Mary Christmas: “Ok everybody – Here we go! Santa looks up and, seeing Mary, his eyes widen. In. *****
Act two, scene two:
The curtains open to reveal a darkened stage. And that time back in the 18th century when the bibulous old twat had drunk four quarts of gin. The vibrator slips easily into the lubricated slit, and a ‘brrrr’ can be heard as Mary switches on both the rotating shaft and the vibrating ears. Some small yellow writing can be seen, but the only distinguishable word appears in white writing at the top of the page.