Mature British beauties: a second serving of sizzling silver vixens

Simplicity and brevity are pretty self-explanatory virtues, I think. You can usually make a sentence simpler and shorter by deleting adjectives and adverbs. XXX Nonetheless, we could probably get away with this. However, as she came through the door she remembered that a rampaging koi carp had destroyed Jennifer’s rose garden. Understandably, people looking for fuck stories are not predisposed to reserve their upvotes for a masterfully employed semicolon; nor are they likely to stay their hand from downvoting a story because of its refusal to carelessly split infinitives. However, now consider:
“Shelly was excited to see her friends’ reactions as she carried her new acquisition into the restaurant: a beautiful Japanese koi carp. Writing about writing is notoriously fraught with danger. This isn’t a definitive list of everything a writer should think about, but I do flatter myself that it lays out quite a few things that it’s helpful to bear in mind when reading over your first draft.