Naughty Noel Nights
After my wife of 40 years passed away four years ago, I guess I just let myself go and really didn’t give a shit any longer. XXX I had just kissed the girl of my dreams on the leg. I know she was staring at the growing bulge in my crotch, but I made no attempt to hide it. “Okay, let’s take off our shoes and socks together, then I will take off my dress and then we will take turns. She looked up to see it as she literally ducked her head around to avoid making contact with it again. I felt dizzy, like I was going to past out. I sprang to my feet and took my paper plate and drink can over to the trash container and asked “Where to?”
“I don’t know, down along the river I guess,” she suggested. How many do you have?”
“Not counting my shoes and socks, three,” I said. I froze, not knowing what to do next.
