Using A Dildo For Solo Female Pleasure

“I ent paying fancy prices,” He says, “I want’s you to have a look and if it’s bad I’ll get a proper doctor, now think on, jobs ent easy to come by especially cushy ones in a nice warm , dry, office.”
“Fair enough,” I says, “When shall I see her?”
He pops his head out of door and bellows “Elsie.”
Half a minute later she rushed in like a drowned rat, her wide brimmed hat and brown raincoat dripping water everywhere. “You sure,” Gaffer said,
“No, nobody,” she protested. “No well perhaps not but thees’s on salary and doctor’s not so I has a job for thee,” he says. “No, not at all,” I agreed, “Why me?”
“Only bloke in pit with clean hands” she laughed. Sleet maybe, freezing rain.